- English teacher: Never kill off your main character, it shows poor writing skills
- Shakespeare: Excuse you
- John Green: Excuse you
- The BBC: Excuse you
- Fox: LETS KILL THEM TWICE
- CW: LETS KILL THEM A HUNDRED TIMES
- BBC: Did someone say multiple deaths?
- Hussie: *mad laughter*
Sometimes I feel sad because I know that when I die, their will be many more legendary stories and I will NEVER be able to read them...Ask me anything
my mom ordered two different pizzas from two different places cause she had coupons and they both got here at the same time so we had a pizza hut delivery guy and a dominos delivery guy both standing by our front door and the dominos guy looks at the pizza hut guy and proceeds to sing Why Can’t We Be Friends? while the pizza hut guy just glares at him
Today at my school we had an assembly about internet predators and when I had said that most of my true friends are over the internet and they gave me a lecture about how “I don’t know who I’m talking to” blah blah. So please, if you aren’t a predator in any way, please reblog so i can prove a point.